Driving The Short Bus

Category: Humor

Date: January 23, 2010

Website address: http://drivingtheshortbus.com/the-blog.html

Description: Enjoy the Dannywritings - the isms, the tenets, the dogma, the doctrine, the irony, the humor, the lampooning ability, the facetiousness, the self-deprecation - of Danny Roberts. Just try to get through one article without laughing out loud!

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Name: Danny Roberts

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Blessed are the Seatbelts, The Airbags Devine

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 23:24:30 +0000

"She doesn't want to die anymore than I do." This is my mantra, every time my wife drives. I repeat it as we careen down the highway, tailgating and swerving between cars, as if we're rehearsing for a police chase video. Sometimes, if I repeat it enough, it keeps me from screaming. She's put off b...

http://drivingtheshortbus.com/the-blog/35-blessed-are-the-seatbelts-the-airbags-devine.html

Slip Slidin' Away

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:43:38 +0000

Well I've finally fought my way out of a Winter Olympic induced coma. Whew. That was a close call. I may never watch TV again. Now God forbid I disparage this once every four year spectacle of grace and beauty but aren't the Winter Olympics really about a bunch of white people sliding down, across,...

http://drivingtheshortbus.com/the-blog/34-slip-sliding-away.html

There's No Reverse on a Bicycle

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 23:21:56 +0000

"Dammit. I missed him again." I pulled back through the passenger side car window and glanced at Tamer. He looked calm and relaxed, one hand casually draped over the steering wheel, the ash of his cigarette a gravity-defying length. I watched the amazing ash for a moment, awaiting its fall to Earth....

http://drivingtheshortbus.com/the-blog/32-theres-no-reverse-on-a-bicycle.html

Cannonball Haircut

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:54:37 +0000

She appeared to be about four feet tall 180 lbs. but that's not all What really got my attention was her big Cannonball...haircut Cannonball Haircut She sat on a bench everyday Waiting on the bus to take her away To a lousy job that barely paid...for her haircut Cannonball Haircut A prou...

http://drivingtheshortbus.com/the-blog/31-cannonball-haircut.html

Catch and Release (A Love Story)

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:30:43 +0000

The doorbell rang and I opened the door without looking. I like doing that sometimes, hoping for a surprise. Maybe Publisher's Clearing House will be standing there with one of those big checks or maybe the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. You never know. Usually it's just a kid selling cookies or g...

http://drivingtheshortbus.com/the-blog/26-catch-and-release-a-love-story.html